Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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