You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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