sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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