ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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