in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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