I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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