I want to stick my p in your. b.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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