ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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