In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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