If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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