just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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