shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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