Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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