so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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