i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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