I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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