Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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