i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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