YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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