you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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