It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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