I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
third nipple confirmed
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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