ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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