You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself