they need to just BURY HIM!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize
