If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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