is your mom at the bar?
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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