I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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