Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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