How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
