is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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