its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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