I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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