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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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