everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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