Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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