she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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