your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
