So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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