I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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