do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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