I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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