Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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