listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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