I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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