i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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