Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
