its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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