He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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