Where is the hickey?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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