She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Panties = found
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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