I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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