One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
