I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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